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Re: [Orb] ot Trinidad and tobogganing
by Magnificent ~ Crab 26 Jul '04

26 Jul '04

>Repugnant, ignorant comment. You've a very small view of the big world: >don't believe >everything your 'friends' tell you, nor what you read on lame sites. http://www.pbs.org/pov/pov2003/ georgiegirl/resources_04_biber.html The public broadcast service, definately an irreputable source of information if there ever was. And the people that live in Colorado.. *GAFAW* who you gonna get more mis-information from? Hell, Lockhead Martin is there, they build missiles, and therefore cannot be trusted. >Seattle is the sex-change capitol of the U.S. The finest >gender reassignment specialist in North America >practices there and individuals from all over the world travel to see her. > > http://www.annelawrence.com/ Its not so much as the operation, but where they find save haven and a community of support during an otherwise difficult recovery in between procedures. Vaginas aren't sculped over night (and vice versa or should I say vice vulva). I didn't proclaim Trinidad as such.. and have not the authority do so, nor do you. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that Miller High Life isn't the champagne of beers or St. Ides isn't the champagne of 40 oz malt liquors. As for Thailand: All the tranny's there may not be whores, but most the whores are indeed trannies. Why don't you do a case study and proove me wrong...

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Re: [Orb] Trinidad, Colorado
by Magnificent ~ Crab 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

>From: "seeklektek" <eclectics(a)comcast.net> >Subject: Re: [Orb] Trinidad, Colorado >From: "Crab ~" > > My friends in Boulder tell me that > > Trinidad is indeed the sex-change capitol of the ummm.. sex change >world? > > > >Thailand, not Trinidad: Well, I don't doubt you.. But, actually Trinidad,CO IS the sex-change capitol of the United States... I don't have as much time as others to explore the pacific theatre for tranny whores. www.the-sisterhood.net/transworldnews/id24.html www.moss-fritch.com/biber.htm www.pbs.org/pov/pov2003/ georgiegirl/resources_04_biber.html www.the-faces.com/lane/articles/billsimoneau.htm www.ifge.org/news/2003/nov/ntc03nov02.htm www.geekbabe.com/dlv/dlv2004/dlvdisc/0163.html www.csindy.com/csindy/2004-07-01/cover.html god seek, you have an even bigger mouth than me.. am I really that annoying? thats why I try and dish it out in small doses, shying away from a whole suntag of just "ME" _______________________________________________ give back you slags: http://mentor.org _______________________________________________ kermit kerm for children with special needs: http://www.heaven666.org/images/own3d%20by%20kermit.jpg _______________________________________________

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Re: [Orb] re: ot prog dub
by Magnificent ~ Crab 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

> > Blood and Fire is my most favoritist dub label. I made a lot of money >when > > I sold the lot of first editions on eBay. I wonder how much this vinyl >is > > worth... : D > > > >Uh, B&F are a reissues label. > >seek Why was it necessary to even comment here? Ok, so I didn't know if rene was a guy or a girl.. ok so its a reissue label... ok so you went to thailand and fucked some 13 year old boy that was really a girl and you felt disgusted with yourself... just put it all in one post or something.. you... you.... fucking siren song! np: The antidote to seek -- Anal Cunt "Unbelievable" _______________________________________________ give back you slags: http://mentor.org _______________________________________________ kermit kerm for children with special needs: http://www.heaven666.org/images/own3d%20by%20kermit.jpg _______________________________________________

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grammar, Thrash, and Rene
by Alan Evil 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

its = the possesive of it it's = it is p.s. = post script a second "p.s." would be "p.p.s." NOT "p.s.s." and while I'm at it your = the possesive of you you're = you are I think Thrash might actually be enjoying himself so he doesn't have to piss all over anyone to feel better about himself for now. This'll only last until some pretty girl realizes he's a bit of an asshole and dumps him like the stinky pile of poop he often can be. (I say "pretty" though I'm guessing that most of his women are either "almost pretty" or "used to be pretty." Just a guess...) I really wonder how much of his trollness is manifested in real life. I'm betting very little other than being bitter about something that happened almost a decade and a half ago. Y'know, I always found Smiley to be succinct as opposed to "holier than thou." He knows something, he says it briefly without expounding endlessly (like, say... me), and it's almost always on topic. So I think it's best to consider him to be some sort of computer program that's "in the know." He's not quite as succinct as JC who will just post a brief pointer to some album that'll make you crap flowers, or something nice and banal like that. Now I'm back to digging a five foot hole next to my house because my water main broke inside the foundation a little while ago. This should be fun considering my foundation is made up of two foot thick limestone blocks (actually, now that I'm down to four feet I'm realizing that the deep stones are probably three feet thick). The stupid motherfucker that ruined this 110 year old house was kind enough to back fill over the water main with loose gravel which tends to have a half a shovel full slide back into the hole for every shovel full I shovel out. ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ And if you don't dance you're no friend of mine... --"The Safety Dance"

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Incredibly rare ORB item up for auction on eBay
by Smiley 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

good evening folks. sorry for the eBay post, but i think that MANY of you will be interested in this!!! as some of you may be aware, i have a kiddie on the way, so i'm starting to sell off a few collectable bits and pieces to raise some cash... ...so, as a starter, i'm auctioning off a UNIQUE Orb 2cd-r set - details are below - and the link to the auction is: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4025339447&sspagename=S TRK%3AMESC%3AIT&rd=1 or shortlink: http://makeashorterlink.com/?N20F131D8 ...plus there's also a limited edition vinyl of the Orb remix of Depeche Mode's "Happiest Girl" up for sale if you take a look at my "Other items for sale". cheers, --- Smiley THE ORB "CYDONIA - 1ST EDITS" - INCREDIBLY RARE ISLAND RECORDS 2CDR SET OF ORIGINAL VERSIONS THIS 2 CD-R SET CONTAINS UNIQUE 1ST EDITS OF TRACKS THAT LATER SURFACED ON THE "CYDONIA" ALBUM, AS WELL AS *FOUR* TRACKS THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN OFFICIALLY RELEASED!!! AS WELL AS CONTAINING UNIQUE EDITS, MANY TRACKS ARE ALSO DIFFERENT TO THE FINAL RELEASE VERSION, AS THESE EDITS WERE MADE 2-3 YEARS BEFORE THE ALBUM EVENTUALLY CAME OUT. **THIS IS A MUST HAVE FOR ANY SERIOUS ORB COLLECTOR!** THERE ARE NO MORE THAN A HANDFUL OF THESE IN EXISTENCE, AS THEY WERE PRESSED UP FOR THE BAND MEMBERS AND MANAGEMENT ONLY. TRACKLISTING IS: CD1: Terminus (unique 12:27 edit, longer than released version) Jam On Yer Honey (5:50 - UNRELEASED) Once More (4:40 - Vocals were re-recorded for release version) Ralf (8:20 - UNRELEASED) Promis (unique 5:45 edit, longer than released version) Bicycles & Tricycles (11:43 - UNRELEASED) CD2: Turn It Down (unique 9:02 edit, longer then released version) Yungle (10:38, FANTASTIC UNRELEASED TRACK) Ghostdancing (7:31 - as released version, i think!) A Mile Long Lump Of Lard (unique 10:45 edit - totally different!) Feely Wheely (7:25 - UNRELEASED) THIS COPY WAS GIVEN TO ME BY THE ORB, IN RETURN FOR A FAVOUR I DID FOR THEM (I PUT TOGETHER A POSSIBLE TRACKLISTING FOR "AUNTIE AUBREY THREE"), AND THE COVERS HAVE BEEN ANNOTATED WITH COMMENTS BY THE BAND - SEE SCAN (SORRY FOR THE LOW-RES IMAGE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO MAKE THEIR OWN!). I AM ONLY SELLING THIS SUPERB ITEM, AS I HAVE A KIDDIE ON THE WAY AND NEED TO RAISE SOME MONEY! ** THIS IS AN ITEM THAT I CAN ALMOST GUARANTEE YOU WILL NOT SEE AGAIN, SO BID NOW AND GET YOURSELF A UNIQUE PIECE OF ORB HISTORY. ** ---------------------------------------- My Inbox is protected by SPAMfighter 763 spam mails have been blocked so far. Download free www.spamfighter.com today!

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Re: [Orb] Trinidad, Colorado
by Crab ~ 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

> >What the fuck are you doing trolling Hot Or Not, anyway?? LOL > good question >it's a man baby....yeah...grrrr. shagadelic... > >kindly, >matthew > Speaking of Ozric Tentacles.... My friends in Boulder tell me that Trinidad is indeed the sex-change capitol of the ummm.. sex change world? The scary ones keep sending all the requests. At least you can watch adult swim together... I fell asleep listening to a live Ozric show last night on that prog station. Insane when they go into Have A Cigar and The Final Countdown. Thats some pretty special stuff. Are any of their studio albums worth a try?

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re: ot prog dub
by Alan Evil 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

Blood and Fire is my most favoritist dub label. I made a lot of money when I sold the lot of first editions on eBay. I wonder how much this vinyl is worth... : D ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ And if you don't dance you're no friend of mine... --"The Safety Dance"

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re ot psychic tv
by Alan Evil 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

I also love allegory and self (I have one of thee 666 vinyl copies). I'm big into the Master Musicians of Jajouka as well. I've got this super beautiful version of Brian Jones's original recordings from the 60's. Fucking gorgeous, really, with a velvet case with guilt print in a hand stamped cardboard cover, the booklet is just beautiful with fabulous printing and some translucent overlay pages. Really beautiful. Apocalypse Across the Sky is an amazing recording made by Bill Laswell (looping back to the Material/Praying Mantra connection to the Orb). There is a very uncommon recording called "Jajouka Black Eyes" that is all sort of light and humorous songs played after dinner or after work or at other relaxed times. Really wonderful. I would suggest that everyone go back and listen to Purple Rain by Prince. Why doubt the power of perfection? ____________________ www.psychicreform.com ____________________ And if you don't dance you're no friend of mine... --"The Safety Dance"

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we want kwissy wissy pertish!!
by sheeroom 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

Who wants kris back!!?? heres 1 vote !!

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Re: [Orb] Prodigy Vex's experience ( I love my spelling) at 1:52 amin a.m.?
by Crab ~ 25 Jul '04

25 Jul '04

This is the funniest thing I've EVER read from the past 5 years of trolling these hallowed halls. Odd thing is I have no idea what it says. some1 decipher pleeeeze. VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV >lots of maggots ( G.W.A.R. fodder ) Well I thought beign a scientist at >brain level I would basically digest them without concequence ( there is an >' S' in there somewere but not sure were? P). > >Anyway the gig turned out to be a punk paste, shrooms filled extravaganza >to >say the least, maybe Acid too , What would your mind say When i offered >recently dried shrooms and you could seee Maggotts around my Larynx ?? Tell >me that Orb personages? > >Vex. >I feel fine, who art though. P.S> Also, I'm the only one thats gonna say "leave the lovely Rene Rojas be." She, like me, just has a big mouth and an equally big heart. (i was gonna then say something about some freakishly big labia or something crass; but its beneath me). I am gonna go out on a limb and say Smiley isn't my type of person either, I can just tell our personalities clash, despite never talking to him. I do still value his compelling, albeit a bit arrogant presence on this list thingy. For chrissakes, we're all ambient music fans crabbin' over little sanscript letters. P.S.S. ** That thing about her getting a face full of big round circles was UBER funny tho' darn slaggers.. get back to work

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