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re: fleas
by Alan 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

I use Top Spot on my dog and cat. No fleas at all. They jump on the pet, they die. Maybe borrow the cat back, treat it, keep it for a few days, wait for the eggs to hatch and borrow it back again. Bombing your house doesn't work. Even the most expensive shit in the world won't kill all the eggs. It also coats your entire house with poison so, once you've bombed your house five or six times everything you touch will leave a little poison on you. Kind of sounds like my ex... Now if you're the kind of person that trusts Monsanto (or whatever they've changed their name to) or any of the other manufacturers and distributors of toxins, go nuts, but I prefer to use as little of that shit as possible. The amount you apply to you dog or cat is tiny whereas the amount you spray from one bomb (which will do one small room) is more than a cup. www.psychicreform.com Change your mind. "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don't feel like I owe anybody an explanation." -- George Bush

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Strange remix
by derrien＠club-internet.fr 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

Thanks to an info from Rachel, I found a bizarre remix done by Andy Hughes (our Andy Hughes, not the US one). It's called : Pasha Butts - Butts Guts And it's available on http://www.cdpasha.com/ on mp3. Also, you have the cheesy original track and a Jah Wobble remix. JCFromParis

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Re: [Orb] OT: Flea hell (help!)
by P J Kane 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

<< So having a cat in my house for about a week (he's gone now) has created a catastrophic flea infestation in my shag carpeting. >> ouch! sorry to hear that. i had fleas this summer too -- even though my cats do not go outside!!!! anyway, here is what i have done to kill fleas. killing fleas is a hard task, so bear with me. STEP 1. Eat 1 clove of raw garlic with every meal. You know that myth that vampires are scared of garlic? Well real blood-sucking creatures don't like the taste.... Seriously -- my vet told me to do this! It helped me out, and i even had to put minced garlic in wet food for my cats! now, they like italian food (and no i am not making this up!) STEP 2: Get all living things out of the house for at least 6 hours. You have to bomb. There is no other way. STEP 3: Go to the laundry aisle at the grocery store and buy Borax. I got "Single Mule Team" brand. Borax is some sort of chemical that was used as a laundry detergent back before the invention of perfumed enzymes. it will cause the flea eggs to dehydrate, thus killing them. and you will NEVER get all of the eggs out of the carpet. Napalm might do it. might. btu Borax does a pretty good job, and is not a proscribed weapon under the Geneva Convention. STEP 4: Cover every surface that eggs could be hidden in with a fine dusting of Borax. just take it in your hand and sift it over the surfaces. put it on your bed, the carpet, the couch, cloth covered chairs, any piles of clothing on the floor, etc. i even move furniture to make sure i get it every where! STEP 5: Bomb the house. buy some of those "flea bombs" from the store and follow the directions for the ones you buy. STEP 6: After the bomb is done, you need to let the house air out. They usually say "air for 1 hour" on the box, but i have asthma and so i triple that amount. STEP 7: Vacuum up the Borax off the carpet, etc. STEP 8: Run everything that you can through the washing machine. You will also need to wash most of your dishes, after the bomb. Now you are ready to return to your home. Chances are that even through all of that, you will still see a few fleas. (the little bastards really are nigh unto impossible to kill). when you see them, kill them. do it however you can. some of these will be older fleas. some will be newly hatched eggs. whatever -- just kill them. sprays, more borax, whatever. and keep up the garlic for a month or so. that will discourage them as well.... anyway, i ahve defeated fleas 3 times now, and that's how i did it. good luck! PJK please don't hate me because i can't type..... --- All the cool kids are doing it: HTTP://www.EvilSponge.org

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RE: [Orb] OT: Flea hell (help!)
by David Dawson 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

My "friend" used fire once. Dawson -----Original Message----- From: -<(:: jason ::)>- [mailto:ombass@mac.com] Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2003 12:44 PM To: Orb_ Subject: [Orb] OT: Flea hell (help!) So having a cat in my house for about a week (he's gone now) has created a catastrophic flea infestation in my shag carpeting. I've tried a natural option ("Flea Away") with no real results. So now I'm onto either exterminator or I've heard thorough steam cleaning will get the fleas and eggs. I'm concerned about pesticides since it is my bedroom and I am sensitive to chemicals. Has anyone experienced such a problem and if so how did you remedy it? Any help or advice would be great! Thanks! _jason_ _______________________________________________ Orb mailing list Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/orb

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OT: Flea hell (help!)
by -<(:: jason ::)>- 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

So having a cat in my house for about a week (he's gone now) has created a catastrophic flea infestation in my shag carpeting. I've tried a natural option ("Flea Away") with no real results. So now I'm onto either exterminator or I've heard thorough steam cleaning will get the fleas and eggs. I'm concerned about pesticides since it is my bedroom and I am sensitive to chemicals. Has anyone experienced such a problem and if so how did you remedy it? Any help or advice would be great! Thanks! _jason_

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HELP ME OMG I AM OUTTA TONER IN OUR COPY MACHINE AND I CAN'T PRINT!!!!!HELP!!!!!
by Chillage Idiot #2 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

This is not a joke this is for real, I need to get this done on my own but.. I read the email about being self reliant. I saw an infomercial about how you can do it yourself w/ a syringe and stuff but I hafta surf the dish until I see that commercial then 6 to 8 weeks for delivery. How can I afford a kit when my FUCKING Wi-Fi internet terminal investment of 16k hasnt returned a dime yet? OH MAN!!!! THEN, SAYING I DO GET THAT KIT, I HAFTA FILL EACH CARTDRIGE AND GET INK ALL OVER MY HANDS!!!!! GOD I NEED HELP!! _________________________________________________________________ Want to check if your PC is virus-infected? Get a FREE computer virus scan online from McAfee. http://clinic.mcafee.com/clinic/ibuy/campaign.asp?cid=3963

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RE: [Orb] OT: Flea hell (help!)
by John Goerner 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

Nuke them from orbit. Its the only way to be sure. -John -----Original Message----- From: -<(:: jason ::)>- [mailto:ombass@mac.com] Sent: Thursday, October 16, 2003 11:44 AM To: Orb_ Subject: [Orb] OT: Flea hell (help!) So having a cat in my house for about a week (he's gone now) has created a catastrophic flea infestation in my shag carpeting. I've tried a natural option ("Flea Away") with no real results. So now I'm onto either exterminator or I've heard thorough steam cleaning will get the fleas and eggs. I'm concerned about pesticides since it is my bedroom and I am sensitive to chemicals. Has anyone experienced such a problem and if so how did you remedy it? Any help or advice would be great! Thanks! _jason_

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Inhale my musk reprise
by Fiddler on the Hoof 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

>From: "Alan" <alanevil(a)bellsouth.net> >Reply-To: What were the skies like when you were >young?<orb(a)mailman.xmission.com> >To: <Orb(a)mailman.xmission.com> >Subject: [Orb] sprinkler key? >Date: Wed, 15 Oct 2003 19:33:39 -0400 > >What's a spinkler key? Is it that big, spiked penil prosthesis with the >large "golden shower head" on it? Or is that called the tinkler key? Or >sphincter key? > >Does anyone remember the porn soundtrack album that came out in the late >90's? That shit was dope. > >I listened to the "top five" of a "top thirty" list on a radio station >Sunday. The songs were so fucking awful I kept thinking, "this must be a >joke." But it wasn't! I'm guessing the format was "alternative rock" but >it just sounded like a bunch of amateurs. What the fuck is wrong with >America?!?! There wasn't even ONE good hook in any of the songs. Nothing >to sing along to, no scorching guitar solos, no booty bass. horrible! It sounds like you are describing the "Always Coca-Cola" or "I'd like to buy the world a Coke" songs cuz I just called their plant in central Missouri and thats what you hear when put on hold. I was rockin my mullet to the sweet sweet sounds (I think I heard a steve hillage solo). Here are my final tracklisting to submit to the record label. While I don't have any songs written for my Mr. Lumpy the Huge Black Double Dong side project I do have names, which is a start: 1. Ticklish Clit 2. Pounding Pissflaps 3. Katzenjammer Airhammer {Inhale my musk reprise} Orb Tributes 3. Mile Long Lump of Tard 4. Plum Fucking Sick of Cydonia and any Cydonia Related Paraphanelia Island 5. Mullet of Kings lemme know what you thinkg Rewqar _________________________________________________________________ Add MSN 8 Internet Software to your current Internet access and enjoy patented spam control and more. Get two months FREE! http://join.msn.com/?page=dept/byoa

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New Musiq
by Fiddler on the Hoof 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

> >I mean come on surely you can do better >Than lemon jelly amon tobin and all the regulars >Come on!!! >Lets have some diversity >Some new music >Some aural orgasms please >And oral - thanks >bye Wrestler Randy Savage has a new CD entitled Be A Man and its pretty boss! Kinda like Andrew WK meets Cibo Mato. Parental Advisory though kids, these are some explicit lyrics like butt, damn, retard and insinuated violence. Sure some of you are saying to yourselves "This sounds irrelevant to this list" or "wrestling is a farce" but no one does ambient music like aging pro-wrestlers. What about Hulk Hogans album w/such hits as "Girls in Cars" and "I Am a Real American." (w/kick ass video). Oh, and as for Plaid.... fuck you UK bastards. We don't see that album til Thanksgiving (thats a US holiday were we get drunk w/our native american friends and try to forget we are only a colony). I never heard Plaid until I saw them live and that pussy Squarepusher cancelled. Although Orb is my official favorite "band" of all time Plaid is my new favorite. Its hard to imagine you can top Double Figure though, that is kinda the peak of their carear. We'll see when they cruis through town w/Vibert & Chris Clark. (just heard the P-brane ep on Nat'l Public Radio) Music I've never heard and want to hear Ash Ra Temple, Req, Low Flying Owls. I miss CDNOW and its "see what other people who bought the CD bought" section. I clicked on Aubrey's 2 and remember seeing some Chinese Bamboo shit that was very appealing. Also that Celtic pure-moodish group Ino something. Its funny when you try and cross-reference Orb on like Allmusic. com you get Spirutalized (UP! YOURS ) Higher Intelligence Agency (found used and rarely played) Black Dog (Plaid basically) and some others that I dunno if apply. Lets talk new music DAMNIT!!!! And Thrash why are you leaving? we need to exchange dirty poems :( -- 4MS015 _________________________________________________________________ Page a contacts mobile phone with MSN Messenger 6.0. Download it now FREE! http://msnmessenger-download.com

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new tunes
by ivy 16 Oct '03

16 Oct '03

i don't speak french, but i like samia farah at home, been hearing jazz mandolin project at work, pigface, phylr, front line assembly ivy --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Shopping - with improved product search

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