I know, it sounds like the lead-in to a joke, but I'm not kidding "chump PH"

It doesn't sound completely serious, but yes, there is such a pump. It's a Henderson Chimp (makes about as much sense as "Chump") and it's commonly fitted on British sea kayaks. I _think_ that Whale and Henderson are either the same company or connected. (http://marinestore.co.uk/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Cod e=SL0632002&Category_Code=manual-pumps) A quick web search didn't find any suppliers here, but this is a UK supplier of rebuild kits: http://www.marathonleisure.co.uk/acatalog/Marathon_Leisure_Ser_Kit_Hende rson_Chimp_1_Neo_2249.html It might be worth calling Fawcetts in Annapolis (800) 456-9151 because they will be used to Brits passing through. Or possibly contacting importers of British sea kayaks. Giles Morris