I'm forwarding this math fun (definition of mathematicaster) from A.Word.A.Day. The theme last week was 15 letter words, and there was a side competition to give the best 15 letter definition for them. Munsters might enjoy a free email subscription at http://wordsmith.org/awad/subscribe.html . Enjoy, - Scott Mathematicaster<http://wordsmith.org/words/mathematicaster.html> Winner: 2nd rate math geek. -Greg Foster (lokesman gmail.com) Honorable mentions: Ramanujan manque. -Eric Towne (etowne bates.edu) A minor math major. -Howard Distelzweig (howard_distelzweig pall.com) He divides by zero. -Peirce Hammond (Peirce.Hammond ed.gov) Rounds pi to three. -Joselyne Gonzalez (joselyne yahoo.com) Uneven math maven. -Catherine Masters (cmasters schiffhardin.com) He's no Pythagoras. -Jacquie L Lowell (jlowell.improv juno.com), Dave Zobel (dzobel alumni.caltech.edu) Two plus two's five. -R. Ganesh (r.ganesh iflexsolutions.com) No Euclid or Gauss. -Devika Nair (devikanair1979 hotmail.com) Digits: all thumbs. -Jason Morgan (aeelectra yahoo.com) In-add-equatician. -Brendon L. Etter (better carleton.edu) Can do two plus two. -Matt Schmidt (mschmidt hussoninc.com) Math challenged. (I could have made it "maths challenged" but I prefer the irony of the above.) -Alan Broom (alan.broom macquarie.com) Numbers Are Not Us. -Colleen (argonauta4 aol.com) IQ's greater than pi. -Bill Ward (bill wards.net) Bank executive, e.g. (not a timeless definition, but it works currently). -Aaron Long (aarondavidlong hotmail.com) Just a calculator. -Tal Cohen (tal forum2.org) One does not add up. -Mike Freedman (mike freedthinkers.com) A nonplussed soul. -K. F. Turtletaub (doctorkf verizon.net) Calculably unfit. -John Hudspeth (johnhudspeth windstream.net) Big sum, small mind. -Caroline Murphy (ckmurphy54 hotmail.com) An amateur at math. -John P. Marhin (john.p.marhin mainroads.qld.gov.au) 0 < x < a math savant. -Greg Foster (lokesman gmail.com) 99 percent of folk. -Kassy Daggett (kdaggett efn.org) rkathleendillon. -R Kathleen Dillon (rkdillon verizon.net) Math isn't my forte. -Kevin Ogburn (kevin.ogburn co.hennepin.mn.us) Calculating Risk. -David Lehner-Smith (david.lehner-smith target.com) Small-time mathmo<http://www.mathmo.org/>. -Owen Biesel (owenbiesel gmail.com) Many readers sent: Number numbskull. Math geek wannabe. No good at numbers. A numbers bumbler. A numbers fumbler.