mr. reed wrote :

Jay, if only life were as simple as you.

yeah ... people would certainly have MUCH_MORE fun then !!! *hehehe* ;-))) that much is for sure , mr. reed !!! *slyest_grin* ;-)))

And whilst we're at it, do you know how to spell "typo"?

yes , i know it very well : "typo" is spelled typo ... or if i want to put some more emphasis on the word then it's spelled TYPO , but i'll certainly NEVER_EVER spell it "TyPO" ... as u've assumed it below , mr. reed !!! :-o

Though you'd probably spell it "TyP0". And the used of the phrase "bastdisrd form of txt msging" was parodying your illiterate graffiti.

fyi : the word "graffitti" is actually spelled GRAFFITO with an "o" @ the end , mr. reed !!! *BWG* ;-))) this jus' proves , WHO is the real "illiterate" person in this case , u ignoramus !!! *sigh* :-o

Though somehow I doubt you noticed that. Goon.

all i've noticed by now is that such sad individuals like u are JUS'_A_PAIN_IN_THE_ASS , because ALL they want to achieve is to stir up some trouble on a mailin' list like this , so my sincere advise to u is indeed very simple & also very basic : SCREW_U ... & FUCK_OFF , mr. reed , as ABSOLUTELY_NOBODY needs such UTTER_IDIOTS like u here !!!

In Jay speak though

"OH_my! J. If nly lf wr as_simple_as_u! *LOL*... 'n'whlst wr at it do u_no_how_2_spell_TYPO?"

btw : u're also A_VERY_BAD_IMITATOR , mr. reed , as i certainly WON'T write a sentence like the above one in the way u wrote it , sucker !!! :-/ finally i can only add that u're now in my personal killfiles too , as i've - once again !!! :-o - had no other option than to switch from daily digest to individual message delivery on this list for various reasons ... & especially to be able to properly killfile such arrogant ignoramuses like u again , mr. reed !!! *sigh* :-o i HIGHLY suggest that u do the same , as u obviously are somehow "annoyed" by MY_PERSONAL_STYLE of writin' , which is a real shame , as it jus' expresses a tad bit more *_PERSONALITY_* in an otherwise very impersonal "virtual" world !!! :-/ fyi : whenever i write a word COMPLETELY in CAPITAL_LETTERS , it's jus' to put some more emphasis on it !!! ;-) btw : there are 3 diff'rent forms of emphasis in my case : a) the "standard" form , like in MY_PERSONAL_STYLE b) the "greater" form , like in *_PERSONALITY_* c) the "ultimate" form with 3 asterisks , like this : ***_SCREW_U_MR._REED_!!!_*** anyway ... GOODBYE , mr. reed !!! oh jay *~\^/~*