My theory about this is that Bill and Jimmy are still trying to get to talk to Bjorn and Benny of Abba in order to get '1987' officially released to a damp public. Knowing that the hirsute duo are big animal lovers, they've embarked on a veiled publicity campaign that they hope will lead to their first Number One just in time for the XMAS release of 'KLF Greatest Hits'.

There. Simple!

My other theory is concerning multiple names. Michael K, Luther Blissett, Karen Eliot, Monty Cantsin and Jon Doe.

You're all the same person and I bet you'll be trying to get down my chimney on December 25th as well.

There. You see? Suddenly the conspiracies of the world become easy peasy.

Jon Doe <jondoe@clsmweb.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

Mu haha.
I know something you don't know, but I bet the cow execution didn't happen
yesterday and if it did wont have been filmed over there.

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