OH, GOD, PLEASE NOOOOO!!!!!!!
SOMEONE STOP THEM PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

This is everything The KLF was NOT about. It's like Rammstein with a 4/4
beat only much, much worse, because they're dull and humourless. These guys
have absolutely NO talent at all. How long since they formed? 20 years or
so? And what do I hear: is it STILL that f*in' 4/4 beat from twenty years
ago?
Stealing 'Grim/North' and calling it Hyper Hyper, then covering KISS, then
back again to KLF whenever they need street cred????

At least B+J were inventive stealers. They had a mythology, funny ideas,
pranks, you name it. They stole from Webber, OK, then paired it with
Sympathy For The Devil's WOO WOO's, transforming it to Mu Mu, there's WTIL
for ya.

On the other hand, Scooter always does the same thing, they take beautiful,
innovative songs and artists and rape them with that same f*in' 4/4
germano-euro-stomping arena mayday loveparade sh*t, whether it's a genuine
Kiss track, or the KLF's rave classic. Dull songs, same structure. Ramones
did similar things, but they were funny, they never stepped outside their
roles. Scooter wants to pay tribute to their pioneers, they want
credibility, they want to say Big Up's, and Kudos or whatever they call it
nowadays, but it just won't go. They have NO credibility, you know? They
were NEVER innovative, they NEVER suffered for their art. They did the same
song for over a zillion years, and sometimes they drop in sime "covers" or
"tributes", to let the world know "where they came from". The Stereo MC's
already stole it. It's old hat. It's money for old rope.

KLF may be responsible for Scooter? Only in a way when one blames the atomic
war on Einsten, the inventor of matchsticks for gunfights, and so on. KLF is
NOT responsible for these retards, whoever claims they were "influenced by
KLF".

If I myself have heard that a band like Scooter says that my work of art was
the motive and prime influence to form them, I'd rather kill myself
silently. Or no, I'd kill them first, and THEN myself. It's a shame, not a
badge of honour.

Talent borrow, genius steals, but these guys are NO geniuses, that's for
sure. Hope they'll die a painful death for the crimes they committed against
music. This is pure bullsh*t, sorry. It's worse than wanda dee. Wait, NO!
They ARE wanda dee. I mean, two f*in no-talent projects, one claims to be
the original KLF, the other say they just want to pay tribute??? F*****K
OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least wanda dee's "music" isn't selling, so she can be laughed at as a
dumb bimbo she really is. Scooter are dumb too, but the people are buying
them (at least in Germany) in vast quantities, so they have a reason to
think their crap is considered music. NO IT F***KIN ISN'T!!!!

And what about Germany, please? For years and years there were dozens of
creative musicians and bands there, then this overhyped-imported-castrated
techno empire was built upon the mighty experiences of Kraftwerk!!!
SHAME!!!!!!!!!! Please don't let the world be embarrassed by this "band",
clean them up now. Like, F***KIN' NOW. They are crap, you know. REALLY CRAP.

Of course this sh*t will go triple platinum, people will buy it dozens, just
as flies go to the manure...but it doesn't mean it's good music. Let's try
again, give it a listen, maybe there's someting...oh no, what a letdown.

So that's ALL they could came up with while they were on "it" (nudge nudge
wink wink) in the studio, listening to KLF? JESUS!!!

It's worse than a nice "talk" with Paris Hilton. It's f*kin painful. But, at
least this f*kin torture is over, I stopped it again, closed the window (I
didn't even need to hear the whole, ya know, it's crap in the beginning,
double crap in the middle and triple crap in the end). That was WTIL as
Scooter think of it, okay, I'm over it. Yet another classic reamed, yet
another artist eviscerated, yet another dancefloor filled. That's f*kin it.
Okie Dokie.

But if they'll ever, ever f*kin EVER go near to LTTT, I...I dunno, I can't
say I'll kill them, because I won't, and I can't say things like that,
because it's cruel and blablablah....let's just say I hope they have fan
like poor John Lennon had, who will finally kill them all. Wait, I have a
better idea: I'll do voodoo f*kin dolls of every three of them, especially
that shouting high blonde ubermensch chap, and stick pins into every inch of
those dolls, if they'll ever do a vesion of LTTT. I dare ya, I mutherf*kin
dare ya!!! Do a version, I'll do "f*kin voodoo magik"!!!!!!!!! Your bad
karmas will return upon you scooter guys and you'll f*kin die!!!

I think Denis Leary said it best, when he said:

"I mean, Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi onto a
fucking helicopter!"

"We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko
Ono was standing right next to him, not ONE FUCKING BULLET! Explain that to
me God!!! "

Jesus, this video, this "song" really brought out the worst of me. Now I can
go home and listen to some CAN or Finitribe. I can't listen to KLF now. This
cover was a sacrilege. No, this IS sacrilege.

"I take music pretty seriously. You see that scar on my wrist? You see that?
You know where that's from? I heard the Bee Gees were getting back together
again. I couldn't take it, OK! "



>From: Daniel Erlemann
>Reply-To: "All bound for Mu-Mu Land."
>To: "All bound for Mu-Mu Land."
>Subject: [KLF] Scooter are BACK! (With a KLF track...)
>Date: Tue, 5 Dec 2006 16:31:14 +0100
>
>


>Hey!
>
>I just stumbled upon Scooter's new single "(The Legend) Behind The Cow"
>and I must say... MAN, this is what I call a nice What Time Is Love cover
>version!
>
>They not only start with "In the year of our lord 1994, we conquered..."
>but do a REAL cover of WTIL including the "Whoo Whoos" and everything
>else!
>
>Check this out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6MwmoYdYU
>
>
>Hopefully there'll be a non-vocal mix on the single! ;-)
>
>Cheers, Dan
>
>
>---
>a.k.a. Kuta, KLF Online (www.klf.de)
>


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