This foolproof system has been developed by top discordian scientists to determine whether a given instance is directly related to the KLF: 1. Is the number 23 involved? YES/NO 2. Does it have cows in it? YES/NO 3. Is there any kind of reference to the continence of Mu? YES/NO 4. Has there been any denial of involvement by Jimmy and /or Bill and/or their press agent? YES/NO 5. Does it propose or advocate the abandoning of art? YES/NO 6. Does it use the Compacta font? YES/NO 7. Is there a bootleg of it? YES/NO 8. Are people charging or paying ludicrous prices for it on e-bay? YES/NO 9. Did Gimpo film it? YES/NO 10. Does it make a convoluted and obtuse point about something or other which art students would know about? YES/NO 11. Is it trying to get arrested? YES/NO If you can answer YES to all eleven questions, then you are probably dealing with the work of the KLF. Please note that the work of Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty has not fallen into this category since 1991. --------------------------------- ALL-NEW Yahoo! Messenger - all new features - even more fun!