no problem, mission accepted. You can fuck off if you think i'm paying for a haircut though.
Agent House,
We have been watching you now for some time. You've been through the hoops, jumped all the hurdles, and passed every test with flying colours. Congratulations on your progress thus far. The board have finally reached a unanimous decision - you are ready for the next step. Here is your mission from the KLF Mailing List, should you choose to accept:
1) Pop down the barbers first thing, and get a mohican
2) Invest in some fine khaki apparel from the army and navy stores
2) Ingratiate yourself at the nearest crack house, and discreetly negotiate a suitable weapon. It would be prudent to procure copious amounts of ammunition at this juncture
3) If the local taxi firm aren't hiring, no matter. Use your anarchy cookbook instructions to hotwire and appropriate a cab
4) Tradition dictates that the cab be yellow - you may spraypaint it so, but this is optional, and ultimately will not detract from mission objective. As a saveguard in times of self-doubt, you may find it useful to have a copy of David Icke's 'The Robots Rebellion' about your person, for quick and easy consultation
5) Fuck All The Fucking Fuckers
It should be self-evident that, regardless of current mission status, the board will deny any and all involvement in assisting your goal. We will also strenuously deny all knowledge of the McCartney-double, the associated frog song, and all hidden meanings therein. All recognition and glory will come to pass in your own self-knowledge. Good luck. And remember, the mailing list is counting on you.
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