[KLF] Last Train to Macduff

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So there's no chance of a Last Train to MacDuff (sorry, couldn't resist)?

No. No last train to bugger all up here, I'm afraid. Even the last BUS leaves Aberdeen at 10.30 PM (even on a Saturday). Oh, sometimes it's a heathen place ... John PS - The "Waiting" thing could be quite good, though - and of course, "waiting" is something all of us associate with public transport!