It's been "Grim Up North" ever since there was "Trouble at Mill".

"Oh dear. What sort of trouble?"

"One o' cross beams gone outta skew on treadle."

"I beg your pardon?"

"One o' cross beams gone outta skew on treadle."

"What does that mean?"

"I don't know... I didn't expect a Spanish Inquistition!"

<Vooom!>

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!"