Poor Rachel Whiteread. 11 years of art-interventions upon her art-interventions. Stewart Home hates her. B&J hate her. The Chap hates her. I hate her. In fact I'm thinking of organising my own protest outside the Tate Britain and am inviting collaborators. It'll be titled 'I hate Rachel Whiteread But I Can't Explain Why'. I'm giving advance notice of the protest in case anybody wants to organise a protest against my protest. In fact I'm thinking of organising that protest as well.It'll be titled 'Why Not Switch Off Your Protest And Go And Do Something Less Boring Instead?' That'll fucking show me.