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Re: AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by Raymond Baal 11 Mar '05

11 Mar '05

Actually I've heard that those yankees are so god-fearinly car-lovinly cheeseburgered that you can actually get a HUM-V with it's own built-in mall!! Jeeeeeeeesus!! Hear me now! Ray 'Now that's what I call Progress' Baal Terry Warren <kapn.kronik(a)gmail.com> wrote: And, in some parts of the United States, you can get your drugs, alcohol, and guns all in the same store... Woohoo!!... BTW: If anyone wants a Gmail invite, email me, I've got 50 of the damn things to give away... Terry Warren kapn.kronik(a)gmail.com On Thu, 10 Mar 2005 15:57:46 +0000 (GMT), Raymond Baal wrote: > In the 'developed' world, these days you can get your CD's, flowers, > knickers, mortgage and coffin all under one roof. Hurrah! > > Ray 'Progress' Baal _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com

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Re: AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by Raymond Baal 10 Mar '05

10 Mar '05

In the 'developed' world, these days you can get your CD's, flowers, knickers, mortgage and coffin all under one roof. Hurrah! Ray 'Progress' Baal TheRitesOfMu(a)aol.com wrote: Since when did Tescos start holding record fairs / marketsin various countries? _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com

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RE: A Short File About Chilling
by Shrimpton Mark 10 Mar '05

10 Mar '05

I've only deleted the link, can somebody send it again please so I can register. Cheers -----Original Message----- From: klf-bounces+shrimpton.m=mellon.com(a)mailman.xmission.com [mailto:klf-bounces+shrimpton.m=mellon.com@mailman.xmission.com]On Behalf Of John Milne Sent: 08 March 2005 19:13 To: All bound for Mu-Mu Land. Subject: Re: AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord.... Well, me, obviously. Ford Timelord is, I think, the only other fictional character ever to have the first name "Ford" apart from the Guide's Betelgeusian Prefect. Back on topic: an "interview" with Ford Timelord on the back of one of my girlfriend's music mags from 1988 features a photo of the car with the reg number "KLF". Could this be a different car from the one in "The White Room" movie? Also - anyone know who the "Tardisettes" (or whatever they were called) were? Three of four dancers who appear in the photos with the car and Bill and Jimmy, and who Ford claims live above his garage? They're not Cress and Maxine. John > Message date : Mar 08 2005, 05:38 PM > From : "Thomas Touzimsky" <thomas(a)klf.de> > To : "'All bound for Mu-Mu Land.'" <klf(a)mailman.xmission.com> > Copy to : > Subject : AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord.... > > You sound just like The Guide, from the early Hitchhiker's Guide radio > plays.. :-) > > "That is, of course, impossible." > > Anyone else looking forward to the movie in May? > > > Funnily enough, I was probably just reading something myself about one > of the early M25 Spins and probably believe that you probably saw 'Fraud > Timelord' and that it probably belongs to Phil who is probably on this > list. > > That is probably all > > ray > > > > [ (no filename) (0.2 Kb) ] -- Whatever you Wanadoo: http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/time/ This email has been checked for most known viruses - find out more at: http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/help/id/7098.htm _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com The information contained in this e-mail may be confidential and is intended solely for the use of the named addressee. Access, copying or re-use of the e-mail or any information contained therein by any other person is not authorized. If you are not the intended recipient please notify us immediately by returning the e-mail to the originator.(A)

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Re: AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by TheMgnt＠aol.com 09 Mar '05

09 Mar '05

> Anyway, this is what he got me... > > http://www.tesco.com/entertainment/product.aspx?R=384861 Ha! Best intentions, best intentions...

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Re: AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by TheRitesOfMu＠aol.com 09 Mar '05

09 Mar '05

In a message dated 09/03/2005 14:23:36 GMT Standard Time, raymondbaal(a)yahoo.co.uk writes: > You were spot on. > I have been discovering the Hitchikers recently. > > But wait...this is really funny and disappointing at the same time. > > My uncle who is big on record-collecting, asked me about six months ago if I > wanted him to watch out for anything when he's trawling around wherever > (goes to markets in various countries fairly regularly) and the only thing I > could think of was '1987'. > He asked me about it again a couple of times and he could never fix in his > mind the artists. > > Anyway, last night he rang me up to say he's got it for me on CD for a fiver > and, he said, 'You'll never guess where I got it.' > > I said 'I'll never guess where you got it' and he said 'Tesco's'. > > And I said 'What the f*ck is Going On?' > > Anyway, this is what he got me... > > http://www.tesco.com/entertainment/product.aspx?R=384861 > > What a Plonker! > > > Ray ' I have no uncle' Baal > some people, honestly....... The though was there. Since when did Tescos start holding record fairs / marketsin various countries?

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Re: AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by Raymond Baal 09 Mar '05

09 Mar '05

You were spot on. I have been discovering the Hitchikers recently. But wait...this is really funny and disappointing at the same time. My uncle who is big on record-collecting, asked me about six months ago if I wanted him to watch out for anything when he's trawling around wherever (goes to markets in various countries fairly regularly) and the only thing I could think of was '1987'. He asked me about it again a couple of times and he could never fix in his mind the artists. Anyway, last night he rang me up to say he's got it for me on CD for a fiver and, he said, 'You'll never guess where I got it.' I said 'I'll never guess where you got it' and he said 'Tesco's'. And I said 'What the f*ck is Going On?' Anyway, this is what he got me... http://www.tesco.com/entertainment/product.aspx?R=384861 What a Plonker! Ray ' I have no uncle' Baal Thomas Touzimsky <thomas(a)klf.de> wrote: You sound just like The Guide, from the early Hitchhiker's Guide radio plays.. :-) "That is, of course, impossible." Anyone else looking forward to the movie in May? Funnily enough, I was probably just reading something myself about one of the early M25 Spins and probably believe that you probably saw 'Fraud Timelord' and that it probably belongs to Phil who is probably on this list. That is probably all ray _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com

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Re: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by TheMgnt＠aol.com 09 Mar '05

09 Mar '05

> Anyone know if you can still get a copy of Justified & Ancient history? He was selling his last remaining copies some time ago. I managed to get one (virgin mint too). I don't know if he has any more. > Ps I'm surprised no-one has mentioned Dan brown and his "revelations" about > the Illuminati. I read the first chapter, not as good as the Illuminatus > trilogy - no blow jobs. You refer to "Angels and Demons" of course. I picked this up because it's plot was more interesting sounding than DaVinci Code. Frankly I found the book annoying and pedestrian. As an avid reader nothing annoys me more than seeing "fad" books like these dominating the charts for months on end. The guy has two versions of DaVinci Code on the hardcover best seller list alone. I'll just stop my diatribe there. :) -paul

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Re: AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by John Milne 08 Mar '05

08 Mar '05

Well, me, obviously. Ford Timelord is, I think, the only other fictional character ever to have the first name "Ford" apart from the Guide's Betelgeusian Prefect. Back on topic: an "interview" with Ford Timelord on the back of one of my girlfriend's music mags from 1988 features a photo of the car with the reg number "KLF". Could this be a different car from the one in "The White Room" movie? Also - anyone know who the "Tardisettes" (or whatever they were called) were? Three of four dancers who appear in the photos with the car and Bill and Jimmy, and who Ford claims live above his garage? They're not Cress and Maxine. John > Message date : Mar 08 2005, 05:38 PM > From : "Thomas Touzimsky" <thomas(a)klf.de> > To : "'All bound for Mu-Mu Land.'" <klf(a)mailman.xmission.com> > Copy to : > Subject : AW: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord.... > > You sound just like The Guide, from the early Hitchhiker's Guide radio > plays.. :-) > > "That is, of course, impossible." > > Anyone else looking forward to the movie in May? > > > Funnily enough, I was probably just reading something myself about one > of the early M25 Spins and probably believe that you probably saw 'Fraud > Timelord' and that it probably belongs to Phil who is probably on this > list. > > That is probably all > > ray > > > > [ (no filename) (0.2 Kb) ] -- Whatever you Wanadoo: http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/time/ This email has been checked for most known viruses - find out more at: http://www.wanadoo.co.uk/help/id/7098.htm

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Re: [KLF] Ford / Fraud Timelord....
by Raymond Baal 08 Mar '05

08 Mar '05

Funnily enough, I was probably just reading something myself about one of the early M25 Spins and probably believe that you probably saw 'Fraud Timelord' and that it probably belongs to Phil who is probably on this list. That is probably all ray Neil Sampson <djhombre(a)hotmail.com> wrote: Hi everyone, Whilst on my way to Towcester yesterday, I stopped briefly for petrol at Savacentre / Sainsbury's just outside Theale on the M4...whilst driving round the car park I spotted a fully painted up Ford Galaxie 500XL (I think) complete with pyramid blaster on the doors, blacked out windows and official looking police lights on the roof. I didn't get the chance to hop out and ask the chap driving about where he bought the car, and if he was into the KLF - my guessing is probably yes....and more importantly, if it was for sale - or ever would be.... Anyway, I was wondering out of interest if we know how many Ford Timelords there were...I'm sure I can remember reading somewhere that there were 2 owned by Jimmy and then a 'Fraud Timelord' owned by Gimpo. Any more sightings / clues ? Cheerio Neil _________________________________________________________________ It's fast, it's easy and it's free. Get MSN Messenger today! http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger _______________________________________________ KLF mailing list KLF(a)mailman.xmission.com http://mailman.xmission.com/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/klf Report list abuse to list-abuse at studio-nibble.com 'Contained in a transcendental idealism, X$X is only readable through its representing other which hence becomes its symbol.' Michael K, 1997 Send instant messages to your online friends http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com

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series of AAA drum and bass tracks
by mh79 08 Mar '05

08 Mar '05

a series of AAA drum and bass tracks ??? text from http://www.funnymachine.com/soundengineering/page13.html "When I moved to Devon in 1998, to the holistic resort of Totnes, I worked on a series of drum and bass tracks with KLF's Jimmy Cauty under the alias of AAA." ----------------------------- http://klf-communications.net

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