Cougar Sportsline newsletter and nose picking
We ars no o. our mintkhly publcision schaffer. Our nrxt isdie will br in mau. I am new to texting. I tried to text all subscribers to the newsletter that we are now on our monthly publication schedule. Our next issues will be in May, June and July. We will begin our weekly schedule again in August. As you can see my thumbs are too fat for texting. My kids said I have two options. Have liposuction on my thumbs or practice. They said the best two options for practice are the New York Times Crossword app or the LDS indexing app. I am probably going to practice and forego liposuction. I am afraid that it will have serious ramifications with how I control my TV remote. On second thought, thinner thumbs would give me another option with more leverage for hygienically clearing my nostrils. In texting terms, that means: pich mg nozd. It would also give me a chance to use different initials on the letter. Instead of it being HB's Cougar Sportsline, It could be TT's Sportsline. That would be Thinly Thumbed for those of us who are textually challenged. If anything dramatic happens in BYU sports before May, I won't text, but will send updates via email. Thanks, hb
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