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Vol. 38, Issue 6 - B, September 6, 2018
School Drop Off and Pick Up Rules and Regulations
My niece posted this on her Instagram account today: “I’m only going to say this once. If you have to bathe or dress your kid, comb their hair, scramble them an egg and write them a send-off letter before they can exit the car – YOU DO NOT BELONG IN THE SCHOOL DROP OFF LINE. Only people who raised their kids to jump out of the car with backpacks loaded like they are storming the beaches of Normandy while the car is at a slow roll are allowed in the drop off line. I will be giving stink eye warnings today but tomorrow I’m issuing citations.
In the pickup line the same applies. Pop open the door and keep the car moving. Smart and agile kids will run along the side of the car until they can safely get in.”
BYU Football Bandwagon Pick Up and Drop Off Rules and Regulations
The uncle of the niece wrote this today and is posting it here on his own personal newsletter. That would be me.
Get on the BYU Football Bandwagon Bus now. If you are waiting to see how the Cougars do against Cal this Saturday night, you don’t deserve a seat and I won’t give you one. I saw enough in fall camp and it was confirmed against Arizona.
If you don’t think this BYU team is for real, go back and watch the UMass replay from last season. That should convince you things are different. If you wait until after the Cal contest, the bus is going to look like this:
SNOOZE, YOU LOSE
These guys already bought their ticket. Have you bought yours for the bandwagon? Even more importantly, have you bought your ticket for the game? BYU is basically giving them away. No frequent flyer miles needed. This is like buying a stock. There might be a correction or two, but it is apparent to me after one game that BYU football is back in a long-term uptrend.
Shaky Scenarios
There will be some shaky scenarios this year. A few bandwagoners may get thrown off the bus against Wisconsin and Washington, but barring a total fall off the mountain, this bus is headed for a bowl game. Consider this your school pickup protocol notice. This bus isn’t slowing down, but the door is open. You will have to start running now and jump in the door before it shuts tight after another win over California this Saturday night.
My Personal Cache of Caffeine Now Looks Safe
You might remember this from before the season started.
I’m So Convinced…
That Tanner Mangum will have a big senior year and BYU will win at least 7, and more than
likely 8 games, I am willing to bet my butt and beverages on it!
I’m not sure of the logistics or logic of this wager, but if BYU doesn’t win at least 7 football games this season, I will send all paid subscribers a can each of my personal stash of Diet Mtn Dew and Diet Dr Pepper. If they do win 7 or more games, you buy your own cans and at the designated day and time, we will all chug down one can and then happily in unison burp BYU to celebrate the return of Cougar football.
This guy is already on the BYU Bus and Bandwagon.
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