HB Arnett’s

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Vol. 37, Issue 6 – B, July 30, 2018

Now only 3 Quarterbacks in contention for BYU Starting role?

 

  1. Tanner Mangum
  2. Joe Critchlow
  3. Beau Hoge
  4. Zach Wilson

 

If you believe what Ed Lamb said last week in Cedar City, Hoge is likely to be moved to another position. Lamb also is extremely high on Critchlow, the guy he recruited to SUU three years ago. Read for yourself.

 

If still not interested in reading what Lamb said last Thursday, then maybe this will get you interested. “Tanner has all the physical skills,” Lamb said. “He did not respond well to the previous coaching staff. I think there is great potential there for him to improve because he seems to be responding better to this style of coaching. He really struggled with the previous coaching staff’s style.”

 

Speaking of Great Potential

 

How about that Fredette kid? Here’s his latest in yesterday’s win over a team of former Ohio State players. If he could only shoot, he’d be an NBA shoo in.

He’s not on the cover, but he is in the magazine. Jimmer and SI

 

Bottom of the barrel or bottom line?

 

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I’m no longer marketing the Putt Partner on CS Lite. I’m still selling on Amazon, even though trying to figure out their algorithms is like trying to figure out the secret combinations of the BofM. I appreciate all those who were supportive of the product.

 

The bottom line of this announcement is that I’m going to sell subscriptions to the letter. I will honor all those whose previous subscriptions were in place before the mission and make good on all those putt partners that were bought.

 

Not sure what the price platform will be, but it will be reasonable, if not downright cheap. I should have the website up and running sometime later this week, but will advise and advertise when subscriptions kick in.

 

There will be no downline or ground floor to a subscription, with just one exception

I will be offering 1 Lead/Tin/Brass subscription. It will sell for $49,737 per year. It includes a one-year residence in one of my spare bedrooms. No board is included, but I live just a couple of blocks from Taco Bell, Taco Time, McDonalds, Subway, Hot Mama Sushi and Maverick.

 

You will need to provide your own toiletries and toilet paper. Oh yeah, you might want to bring your own sheet. If I provide linen, the price goes to $51,456 per annum.

 

For that price, you can look over my shoulder while I write this rag and tell me if I stink literarily or just literally. Just a heads up. I started Cougar Sportsline in 1980 and published yearly until 2016. Served with my wife for 1½ years as LDS missionaries in Michigan. Great experience, even greater people. I called it my rehab from BYU sports. Upon returning, I suffered a relapse and am again publishing and punishing the public with my letter.

 

There are four types of writing styles: Expository, Descriptive, Persuasive and Narrative. I can barely spell those 4 types, so I have used the W.C. Fields style: “If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with Male Bovine Waste Product (bs). I mention that because you may want to keep your bedroom window open at all times.

 

If interested, contact your Bishop or therapist at the earliest opportunity.

 

HB