Dear Former Subscriber,

 

We sent out our first issue of Cougar Sportsline for the new publishing year this morning. We would love to have you back on board with us.

 

Now you can renew your subscription at our new low price of just $35 per year or $70 for a two-year subscription.

 

To renew, just click here.

 

If you like, you can also renew via email, phone or check with the following information below.

 

Cougar Sportsline

PO Box 50424

Provo, UT 84605

801 372 0819

hbarnett@fiber.net

 

 

Now would be a good time to take advantage of our latest offer below.

 

Thanks,

 

HB Arnett

 

Hunky Body, Has Been, Head Bandage and Hot Burritos

 

When I started Cougar Sportsline 30 years ago, H.B. stood for Hunky Body. Some of you are convinced that it now stands for Has Been.

 

For those Cougar football fans that think BYU has a shot at defeating Oklahoma in Dallas on Sept. 5, H.B. means head bandage. Yours is too tight and cutting off circulation to your brain. It has impaired your rational thinking.

 

Regardless of how tightly your BYU bandage is wound, when it comes to BYU vs. the Sooners, some of you still have too much H.B. (hope and bravado). Here's your chance to make me eat my words while you get to eat some H.B.'s (hot burritos or other menu items from Del Taco).

 

Hot Burritos!

 

If the final scoreboard shows BYU within 21 points of the Sooners, I will send you a gift certificate for $5.00 from Del Taco which is valid at any location across the country and good not only for hot burritos, but anything on the menu. Or, gag me with green sauce if somehow BYU beats Oklahoma in Dallas. If that happens, I will send you a gift certificate for $10.00 from Del Taco.

 

All you have to do is renew or extend your current subscription to get this offer. Who knows, you could be feasting on BYU Burritos covered in "sooner sauce" while I am forced to eat a lot of crow.

 

H.B. also refers to Hope Beyond the opening game. Even if your burrito blows up in Dallas, you can count on the Cougars turning in another 10-win season.

 

That means you can go ahead and renew or extend your subscription to Cougar Sportsline and expect to hear plenty of good news on the coming season. When you renew or extend your subscription to Cougar Sportsline you could literally be putting your money and maybe some Mexican food where your mouth is thanks to Del Taco and our limited-time offer.

 

Click Here to renew or extend your Cougar Sportsline Subscription which is still just $35 per year (40 issues). Be sure to include your shipping info for sending the gift certificates. If you like, you can also send us a check for $35 to Cougar Sportsline, 1391 West 800 South, Orem, UT 84058 or call or email us with your credit card information at

hbarnett@fiber.net - 801 372-0819

 

This offer expires Sept 4, 2009