[Kent-share] smart aleck kids

Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER: Maria , go to the map and find North America .

MARIA : Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria .

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TEACHER: John , why are you doing your math
multiplication
on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell
it.

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TEACHER: Donald , what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie , name one important thing we have today

that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER: Glen , why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you
are.

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TEACHER: Millie , give me a sentence starting with
'I.'
MILLIE : I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie ..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE : All right... 'I am the ninth letter of
the
alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his

father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie ,
do
you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers

before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly

the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold , what do you call a person who keeps
on
talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

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