[Kent-share] FW: BBQ Rules

    
    BBQ RULES
    We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking some men will
do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.
    
    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of
events are put into motion:
    
    Routine...
    
    (1) The woman buys the food.
    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes dessert.
    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to
the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer or soda in hand.
    
    Here comes the important part:
    
    (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
    
    More routine....
    
    (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer or soda
while he deals with the situation.
    
    Important again:
    
    (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.
    
    More routine....
    
    (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
    (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.
    
    And most important of all:
    (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
    (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.'
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women....